Saturday, December 28, 2013

12 days of xmas, sung to the song, 12 days of Christmas!

In light of de turble economic conditions facing Bubbadus and the need fuh sacrifices I have composed my own little song this Xmas season. Truth be told 2013 didn’t bring much joy to anybody. My song is pun the theme of the 12 days of Xmas, these days yuh need lil humour cause if yuh don’t laugh yuh gine cry and I don’t’ want no tears, crocodile nor de real thing dis Xmas and ah only hope dat anybody who recognize themselves in this song will know dat it was meant in good sport, don’t tek it personally, not that I care if yuh do!

On the first day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
New water rates and a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the second day of Xmas
 My buddy gave to me
New water rates,
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the third day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
One bald pouch cat
New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the fourth day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat
New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the fifth day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat
 New water rates
Fresh potholes and a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the sixth day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
No university money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat ( hold de note long when yuh get here)

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the seventh day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
No U.S. dollars
No university money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the 8th day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
A visit from miss Myrie
No U.S. dollars
 No university money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the ninth day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
A new Sandals deal
A visit from miss Myrie
No U.S.dollars
No university money
bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the tenth day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
Four New Seasons
A new Sandals deal
A visit from Miss Myrie
No U.S.dollars
No university money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree


On the eleventh day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
An I.M.F. solution
Four new Seasons
A new Sandals deal
A visit from Miss Myrie
No U.S.dollars
No university money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes
And a wood dove in a cherry tree

On the 12th day of Xmas my buddy gave to me
3000 job losses
An I.M.F. solution
Four New Seasons
A new Sandals deal
A visit from Miss Myrie
No U.S.dollars
No University money
Bigger land tax bills
One bald pouch cat

New water rates
Fresh potholes and a wood dove in a cherry tree

Ah did want to sing bout Al Barack,West Indies cricket and nuff more things but de song only allow fuh 12 days!
Merry Xmas everybody from Market Vendor and as I does always say, you have a blessed an a wonderful day yuh hear?






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