Sunday, February 9, 2014

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Dis  question did be pun de minds of people fuh generations!
And dis is what I thought I heard from some prominent people  pun de matter!
Portia Simpson-Miller:  The chicken crossed the road because the other side had legalized marijuana.
DENIS CLARKE; He gine to join 3000 other chickens who getting green slips.
KAMLA: He was crossing over Spring Garden going to the port to make sure there were no drugs in any Trinidad imports.
KELLIE: he did  crossing over Spring Garden highway to fish fuh an agreement wid de same cock Kamla send to check pun de drugs.
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be clear, the chicken crossed the road in search of affordable health care!
GEORGE W. BUSH:  We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if  the chicken is with us or against us!
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
RONALD JONES; Dat chicken pun Stuart eminent persons group and not me? Skulls will be cracked fuh dis!
NOEL LYNCH; BrassTacks? I never ever ever said de chicken was ugly and had a big nose! Never!

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
TROTTIE; he was carrying a note to CTUSAB advising dat my Union was withdrawing from the group.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
DONVILLE; He went to pay my water and other utility bills and to make sure de children school fees paid.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
RICHARD SEALY; I never count my chickens before they hatch!
ESTER; he was carrying a very stern note to Chris, do not embarrass me again, tell me the damn number dat really gine home!
MIA: He was carrying a letter to Owen but did not want to walk down Fontabelle in case the letter blew over the Nation fence and ended up in Market Vendor.
RALPHIE; Comrade, that is our chicken they tief, we must have reparations.
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
DALE MARSHALL; I tell you dat chicken pulled a gun on me, then crossed over the road.
CHRIS SINCKLER; Chicken? No time fuh dat, me and four eminent men in a dark room with no lights looking fuh a black cat!
STETSON BABB;He cross over? tell Brass Tacks I have breaking news now!
RUSH LIMBAUGH: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.'
WALTER MALONEY; I told him to cross over, the middle class must not be allowed to eat chicken.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
FRUENDEL; he crossed over because I do not partake of feathered stock.
BIZZY; Market, don’t tell Shells you see me wid no white chick!
CLYDE MASCOLL; Crossing over de other side of the road is what bright cocks do! As I did, I should know!
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
PETER WICKHAM; The polls are not conclusive as to the reasons why the chicken crossed.
ASSAD HALOUTE: Did Chefette miss one?
JOHN BOYCE; He crossed over in search of a site for a new QE hospital!
JEPTER; I thought you said crocs!
Market Vendor ; do I care? I don’t eat white meat!

I Market Vendor gone fuh now,you have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?

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