Saturday, February 14, 2015

A PERVERSION OF COMMON SENSE

People say dat Prime minister Fruendel Stuart does not talk, dat he silent and we can’t hear from him, truth be told I does hear he talk a lot and I does borrow some phrases from him from time to time and de latest one I want to use is a term he used in parliament little over a week ago in relation to the matter of the Speaker of The House and calls for his resignation. De P.M. said such calls amounted to a “monstrous perversion of common sense!” At de risk of being accused of infringement of copyright and having Erica Smith, RPB, Denis Cadogan and de whole board of COSCAP coming after me, I gine deal wid some matters that I my view also amount to a monstrous perversion of common sense.
Keeping de death penalty when not a fella hang since 84 amounts to a monstrous perversion of common sense.
We fail as a nation to introduce breathilizer testing when we know it gine save lives, why de delay, we worried bout bigups getting stop by Police and duh breath stink of alcohol,(or just stink) continued delay in passing this into law is a monstrous perversion of common sense.
De sugar industry nearly dead but we about to build a $500 Million dollar sugar factory, does that make sense, we gine import de canes to grind too, is that not a monstrous perversion of common sense?
At a time when crime pun everybody mind we upsetting de Police wid talk about what hairstyles cannot be worn by police and how too much makeup will not be allowed, it seem to me dat we should be concentrating pun mekking sure de officers keeping Bubbadus safe rather than what hairstyle is in force, dat to me would be common sense.
Carlise Bay is one of de last major spots fuh tourism development, to me it would be a monstrous perversion of common sense to do any piecemeal development on de area, what we need is a master plan to develop from de Hilton down to Pierhead in a holistic way mekking sure it not just de big boys dat gine eat from de table.
DE way dat West Indies cricket is run is a monstrous perversion of common sense, just look at de promises not to punish players in de aborted tour of India and de treatment of Bravo and Pollard, monstrous!
We got a housing shortage fuh poor people, government build nuff new houses and nearly two years later nobody in dem yet, a monstrous perversion of common sense if yuh ask me!
Children leaving school in some cases, dem cannot read not write, de only certificate dem got is a birth certificate, yet head teachers and teachers can’t solve their petty differences, a monstrous perversion of common sense!
Some other gems, waiting till de gas run out of de gas wells, then to look fuh a solution and at de height of the tourist industry! Expecting de Indian Cricket Board will simply forgive the $40 U.S.plus claim against the WICB for breach of contract amounts to a monstrous perversion of common sense!
A friend of mine owned a house and got married, a few years later de marriage went south, in divorce court they split de property in two, she got the house, he got de outside!
Another monstrous perversion of common sense!
Not going to see Laff it Off would also amount to a monstrous perversion of common sense, and since I got some I going and soon!

I Market Vendor gone fuh now, you have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?

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